Did you know today was a holiday ? After a weekend of low-down - sweat costume sot fighting , fucking , and puking in front of my apartment — sometimes simultaneously — I thought we were done this twelvemonth ’s glorified interior Santacon . But no . Halloween is today . Let us breathe the gravid sigh of the defeated .
maturity may have tire me to the once mere , pre - diabetic pleasures of accepting confect from complete strangers and gobbling it down by the pillowcaseful , but dominos are still consummate and expert — like thepumpkin dance guyor expensive cocaine .
Here ’s to simpler time , maybe buying a Baby Ruth on the way family , and an former bedtime .
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