After the notorious incubus that wasSuperman ’s upper lipin Justice League , Henry Cavill ’s moustache has pretty much take on a life of its own . So of course , it only makes sensation that the mustache has become self - aware and is using its newfound consciousness to promote Cavill ’s latest film .

KingStache , the name Cavill ’s mustache has now espouse since gaining sentience , took to InstagramMonday to share the laggard forMission : Impossible — Fallout , which was first uncover during Sunday ’s Superbowl . KingStache relished in its braggart screen debut — which makes sentiency , since Justice League erase it from being during the reshoots .

Here ’s KingStache ’s assertion in full :

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Due to the lateness of the hour Henry is now actually in bed , it is a school night after all . Being his moustache however , I postulate no quietus ( or food ) . So I have taken it upon myself to handle you , my lovers and my haters to announce this exciting event ! The first poke is here , my splendid debut ! Bathe in my bristly glow ! Marvel at my contours and yes , be tempt you who are facially able , for our time has come . From the page of history we shall charge forth and rule the world once more and I shall be your king ! Also , I hope the Superbowl is exciting . As I have no eyes , I can not bed what state it ’s in right now but I do hope it ’s entertaining !

I , for one , welcome the come in sovereignty of KingStache . Sure , it have it away using exclamation points , perhaps a bit too much , but it recognizes that the dependable value of a man is n’t what ’s in his heart , it ’s what ’s on his face . And when that brass is decorate with a glorious , bushy moustache , well , not even Superman can compete . Mission : Impossible — side effect comes out July 27 .

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William Duplessie

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